This is a chat I just had with a friend of mine just now.
I chose the nick environment coz I was looking to substitute the persons name with anything longish so when I was looking for a word longer than 9 letters so I got "environment" as the response. So here it is. I put it up to so that I can come and see for myself as to how I freak the hell outta my nice and well meaning friends.
Here it is:

So what if he says:
I am in a real lousy mood So pls dont mind if I say Something rude
Environment says:
Oke
Environment says:
Why lousy mood?
Environment says:
What happened?
Environment says:
Or didn't happen?
So what if he says:
Donno what was supposed to happen So donno if it did happen
Environment says:
Vairy vairy vague
Environment says:
Job market being hard on you?
So what if he says:
Nope being good but me too vague as to what I want
Environment says:
Shouldn't you know what you want by now?
So what if he says:
I can get a job but donno if I shud take that job
Environment says:
Don't be So choosy as to be left with nothing to choose from
So what if he says:
No I am riding on 20 boats at the same time but donno which ones to drop
Environment says:
20? Really?
So what if he says:
Metaphor for a lot
Environment says:
Hey, have to go, dying from lack of sleep
So what if he says:
Ok mam, bye
Environment says:
Take care. And i'll call
So what if he says:
I kinda wanted to chat with u tonite but... U know
So what if he says:
Time and Environment never wait for anybody
So what if he says:
Corny?
So what if he says:
Yes
Environment says:
Very
Environment says:
Anything particular? Or just chat?
So what if he says:
Why do u wanna know?
Environment says:
Because
So what if he says:
If its just chat u will go to sleep?
So what if he says:
Yes its just chat
Environment says:
No re baap, not for a while now.
Environment says:
You've given me a guilt complex
So what if he says:
Because?
Environment says:
Because because
So what if he says:
No dont chat becoz I gave u guilt complex chat becoz u wanna chat
Environment says:
I do wanna chat.
Environment says:
Just i'll fall asleep in the middle
So what if he says:
Ok done go ahead I was just pulling a fast one on u
Environment says:
Seriously?
So what if he says:
What do u think it is?
Environment says:
What is?
So what if he says:
Am I serious about pulling the fast one or am I joking?
Environment says:
I don't know
Environment says:
That is why i asked
So what if he says:
What do u think it is?
Environment says:
Serious
So what if he says:
U mean I am serious about pulling a fast one?
Environment says:
No. Serious about chatting
So what if he says:
Is it just chatting or do u think I wanna talk about Something particular?
So what if he says:
I am a pain today think about it
Environment says:
I really don't know
So what if he says:
I am in such a foul mood that I might mess up ur mind or end up fighting with you on Some very inane topic
Environment says:
Let's see
Environment says:
But why general foul mood?
So what if he says:
What do u think it is?
So what if he says:
Its So cool I expect u to be a mirror
Environment says:
Please don't do this to me
Environment says:
I'm terribly sleepy and i cannot, i repeat, i cannot handle this
So what if he says:
I wanna know what I am thinking thru you
So what if he says:
I know its too much
So what if he says:
Go ahead sleep off
Environment says:
Are you sure you're ok?
Environment says:
Kinda worried
So what if he says:
What do u think? Last question?
Environment says:
I don't think you're ok
So what if he says:
No dont worry I always seem to have this tendency of waking up to a new day
So what if he says:
May be thats what is wrong
Environment says:
Not really when you think about it
So what if he says:
I dont want to think about anything I feel like living in a separate world where I dont need to make decisions alll the time
So what if he says:
Decisions which seem very peripheral to existence
Environment says:
That shows a tiredness which is unwarranted
So what if he says:
I will put u thru all this Some other time
Environment says:
Ok
So what if he says:
See I cant even make that decision to let go off u or make u chat
So what if he says:
Fly away like a bird
Environment says:
Interesting dillemma
Environment says:
I'm signing off, sense maker
So what if he says:
Do u wanna meet tommorow
So what if he says:
May be i cooked it all up to make u meet me tommorow
Environment says:
Lunch?
Environment says:
Smartass
So what if he says:
That I am
Environment says:
Anyway, lunch tomm?
So what if he says:
When where and how
So what if he says:
And may be why?
Environment says:
Where?
So what if he says:
U decide
So what if he says:
U decide the appropriate place and time
So what if he says:
No ? Marks u decide and tell
Environment says:
XXXXXX XXXX , 12. 45
So what if he says:
Ok done
So what if he says:
How do u want me to be
So what if he says:
Take ur pick
So what if he says:
The usual
So what if he says:
The casual
So what if he says:
The morose for no reason
So what if he says:
The “I donno wat I am doing coz its cool not to know”
Environment says:
Usual, preferably, but I can handle either
Environment says:
Are you high?
So what if he says:
Yes high on life