October surprise (ok-TOH-buhr suhr-PRYZ) noun

A last minute surprise, especially one orchestrated by a candidate
to influence an election.

"On tuesday night, in one of the rarest sight as yet in the 2004 Presidential election campaign one of the candidates shocked the audience with an "October surprise" displaying a double whammy of intelligence and likeability. Two qualities which have been absent since Bill Clinton left office. These two qualities made Clinton extremely "Broad- minded in International affairs" and also made him "Broads" minded in issue of the... cigar.

Please note the "products in focus" of International Information programs of U.S. state departnment.

Every once in a while, people invent something which kinda masks how stupid, forgetful and diorganized you are with information.

Its their ilk which helps our ilk to put a brave face to the world and march on...

One such thing is the Google Desktop search: http://desktop.google.com/



So will you...?

Two debates old and getting the hang of it now. You can check factcheck.org if I misstate anything and then mail meback the error and you can score 10 brownie points.

Kerry: I have a better plan
Bush: World is a better place now.
Kerry: There are no WMD's in Iraq
Bush: World is a better place now.
Kerry: We lost jobs
Bush: We are safer now with 75% of the Al Qaeda back in Prison
Kerry: Health care cost went up, no child left behind was underfunded... little puppy dint get his bone...
Bush: Saddam was a danger to the world, he had intentions of making a WMD
Kerry: I voted for the war and I voted against funding it after a halo appeared around my head
Bush: Kerry flip flops in his flip flops. Ammmerica needs a strong leader who sticks to his guns and is ready to pull the trigger even if gun is pointed towards thy ass. Consistency is what we require, ass is expendable (Like stallone in Rambo....

Berry: World is a better place with my new plan
Kush: 75% of the Al Qaeda is in prison and we lost jobs
Berry: Saddam is a danger to the world and the health care costs went up
Kush: I voted for war and voted against funding it. My ass is expendable.

This the debate that I have been looking forward to the most. The importance of how much one these "guys" can change the world in the next 5 years. How we live and what we worry about in 2009. Am I exxxagerating? May be...

This the debate that I have been looking forward to the most. The importance of how much one these "guys" can change the world in the next 5 years. How we live and what we worry about in 2009. Am I exxxagerating? May be...