I Want To Be A Buffalo
(set to the tune of I Want To Ride My Bicycle)

I want to be a buffalo, I want to be a buffaloooo…
I want to be a buffalo…
Buffalo, buffalo…
Well, you get the picture…

(Picked from the resume of a colleague)

"The test of a first-rate intelligence," wrote F. Scott Fitzgerald, "is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."