Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Honking in hyderabad, and I am sure in many places, has a taxonomy of its own.
Its funny that you never realise that you can honk different honks as well.

Honk 1: Bep (a short burst of the horn) almost like a positioning system, saying I am here, usually used when the car in front you is rolling back on you on an incline

Honk 2: Bep Bep Bep A string of shirt bursts: I am over taking you slowly, so if you have plans to change lanes, chill for a few seconds, till the beps stop

Honk 3: Beeeeeeeep: Get the fuck out of my way. Else, I am going to beep the hell out of you.

Honk 4: Beep Beep Beep Beep: No reason, I just like honking kinda like a preemptive strike

Honk 5: Beep Beep: I know that we are stuck in traffic, let me just release some angst

Honk 6: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......: Sorry, fell asleep on the steering

Beep Beep: That was just the Road Runner.

3 Comments:

At 9:18 AM, Blogger foolmaker said...

did you miss a couple of honks there buddy!?

i'll never forget the noise pollution caused by these bloody honks! UGH

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger Atheistbishop said...

Did I?

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger workhard said...

Man!!!!1 ur post is hilarious...

Nice blog...

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