"I felt that the timing was right to plan for my successor, and there is no one more qualified than Conan. Plus, I promised my wife, Mavis, I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60."
JAY LENO, after NBC announced Conan O'Brien would succeed him as host of the "Tonight" show.

Supposedly surveys show that majority of the teenagers get their news from the daily show and the tonight show.

I might just miss the turkey double chin.