Kovac's Law - When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Chandu's law: The forward that you ignored would have better jokes than all the dumb ones you opened and cursed the sender.